Big Brother 20, Ep 3 - I'm Much More Popular Than You Think

Greetings My Loyal Minions, Maxx Fisher Here

I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't watch most of this episode. You see, my brand new, less than a month old iPod stopped working. Now I know what you're saying "iPod? Get with the program grandpa". To that I say, go to hell. I don't care about phones so I I need anything more than the basics, I just want the iPod for podcasts and to a lesser extent, music. So Apple Support gave me a 6:25pm appointment at the Apple store to get it fixed. Turns out no appointment was made for me, the closed at 6:30pm and had no idea what I was doing there. But they replaced my iPod with no problem, so to them I say thank you. Maybe they did it because I'm so damn popular, but more on that later

Like I said, I didn't really want this episode much so I'm just going to give the highlights

Kaitlyn is a bitch and kind of a moron. Sam was trying to save herself after nominations and Kaitlyn sort of ripped into her. And, spoilers, on the feed she is awful. It seems strange that such a hippie dippy new age person is such a mean girl.

Chris & Bayleigh area a couple. They are no longer a couple. They are a couple again. They are annoying and they are horrible people so they belong together. He thinks a showmance with her will be detrimental to his game because when there is a showmance the woman wins and the man goes home.

Brett, Tyler, Winston, Rachel, Angel & Kaycee have named their alliance, Level Six. Not bad. But then they ruin it with some kind of synced up idiotic hand shake cheerleader nonsense.

A bird shows up in the backyard and thinks it's some kind of sign for her.

Sam is having a bit of a tough time as the robot. She breaks down a bit and JC gives her some tough love. She won the lottery being in the house and she needs to embrace it and fight for it.

Have nots are introduced. Slop, as always, they have not room has some kind of satellite dish beds that honestly don't look that bad, if not a little small. Four people volunteer: Kaitlyn, Brett, Winston and Scottie.

Kaitlyn names her alliance of her, Angie, Chris, Faysal and Haileigh: Foute, Five Of Us Til The End. That is the reason I called her a moron earlier.

The BB App Store opens. Depending on how the houseguests "Trend" they get something. Top trending person, gets a power. Least trending one gets a "Crap App" punishment. Once they get one, good or bad, that's the only one they get. Faysal for some reason gets the punishment for some reason. He picks "Hamazon". BB will randomly call him and he'll get a delivery of ham to eat. The problem is he's Muslim and can't eat pork. Another spoiler, BB gives him some kind of fake, tofu ham or something like that. The only problem is, it makes him vomit, like every time he eats it. That seems like a very, unfair punishment.

Chris just KNOWS he is going to be the top trending houseguest and he'll be running the house even more than he already is. That is why it is so much sweeter that Sam wins. That is great as she has had a hard time in the house. When Chris is denied, he looks genuinely devastated. It's amazing. Then he throws a tantrum at America in the diary room, so that will work for him in the future. Screw you Chris, screw you.

Sam seems both touch and confused as to how she was the top trender. She chooses Bonus Life as her power. For the next 4 evictions, the person that is voted out can come right back. If it isn't used in the first 3 evictions, the person voted out in the fourth eviction will automatically come back. I was happy to see that, but not as happy as I was to see Chris tell America to get it right next week. Shove it Chris.

I leave you with this, my now obsolete nanos, Chris is the worst right? Does he have fans? Does his family love him? I, originally wanted him out immediately, but now I kind of want him to stick around and become less and less popular until he realizes that coming on this show might have been the biggest mistake of his life. Fixed iPod and an upset Chris, everything's coming up Milhouse!