Post by Maxx Fisher on Jul 5, 2018 23:31:40 GMT -5
Kaitlyn Is Thinking With Faysal's Dick
Greetings My Loyal Minions, Maxx Fisher Here
In the history of Big Brother there have been many showmances. A few make it all the way to the altar. But most of them are filty, filthy hook-ups that lead to nothing but embarrassment and maybe herpes. But what hasn't happened too often is the love triangle. And that's not happening now either. What is happening is more like the number 12, one person by themselves and a couple off to the side. It is usually the case of unrequited love on some hapless dorky dude that pines for a girl that is out of his league but thinks he has a chance because they are trapped. But now it's a woman that is being friendzoned, but more on that later.
We do an explanation on Sam's special power. When it is used, the houseguest that is evicted has to compete in a live competition right then and there to see if they'll go back into the house. It's nice to have an actual answer.
Tyler wants to keep Sam in the house and switch the votes to get Steve out. I know in the last recap I said that Tyler hasn't told anyone about Sam's power, but that changes tonight. He tells the Bionic Six, or whatever their alliance name is, that if they save Sam, she can use her power to save one of them. They are all for it, but the question is, where is vote #7 going to come from. There are 5 of them, plus JC is voting to save Sam, so they have to switch someone from the other side. Tyler thinks Kaitlyn is the best candidate for that. It seems unlikely...until.
Faysal is a good looking guy, but I guess he is better looking than I thought because Kaitlyn is losing her mind. She wants to be friends with him and keep the house calm and serene. Faysal, as we saw in the premiere is all into Haleigh. Haleigh seems bored and uninterested in him, until she is interested in him. She has a good vs evil/pro con argument where evil wins. She is on him like ham on a zon, that is unless Kaitlyn is trying to get on him. It's strange to watch a grown woman act like my dog when the cat is getting too much attention.
Kaitlyn only seems to be kind of out of her mind until she comes upon Faysal & Haleigh under the covers acting how 2 people hiding under the covers would act. She becomes unraveled. She cried for hours in the house over this. She says there are too many pairs. Steve is paired up with Scottie, Sam is paired up with no one. Maybe she should vote to keep someone in the house who is not in a pair. The strangest thing about all of this is that Kaitlyn, according to her, has a boyfriend on the outside.
As soon as the show goes live to the living room and we can see everyone I already know how the vote is going to turn out. You see, Tyler had a signal for the Secret Six plus JC & Kaitlyn. If he had his hair down, Steve goes. If it's up, vote Sam out. When the camera panned to him, his hair was down. Sam is staying. And that is exactly what happened.
But first, I must interrupt this recap to report that Brett was wearing a sleeveless shirt, completely open with nothing underneath. He looked like a total and complete douchebag. I guess Winston didn't want to go full douchebag, because his sleeveless shirt was buttoned. Ugh.
Chris is shocked because I assume he still believes that he is running the house so if he wanted Sam to go, then Sam was going. Scottie was kind of panicked and I think he might be having some sort of breakdown right now. Steve was a class act and said he didn't hold a grudge.
Time for the HOH comp. It was kind of a ball/slide/ramp Skeeball challenges. Slide the ball down the ramp, pop it up and where it landed had different values (silicon valley salaries) wins. Sam came close to winning, but in the end, Kaitlyn won HOH. Good-bye Haleigh.
I leave you with this my chatty undercover cops, is Kaitlyn going to be all zen about her HOH? Is it going to be a very easy going week, so easy going that someone will simply volunteer to go home there is no conflict? Will Faysal have to perform certain duties in order to secure his place? Namaste in my bed you sexy man.
