Post by Maxx Fisher on Jul 8, 2018 23:23:43 GMT -5
Kaitlyn Is A Narcissistic Moron
Greetings My Loyal Minions, Maxx Fisher Here
There is one thing you can count on with Big Brother, several times during the season various HOHs will let the power they get with that position go to their head. It happens all the time. They make people jump through hoops, they walk around the house in the HOH robe, they generally make a giant ass out of themselves. This usually ends up with them being booted fairly soon after because people have come to despise them. Now you would think that a new age, spiritual being like Kaitlyn would be immune to this. But if you believe that, then you are as stupid as Kaitlyn, but more on that later.
We learn that a few hours before the live episode on Thursday, Tyler convinced Kaitlyn to vote to keep Sam and boot Steve, someone that was on her side. Tyler is good, but all he did was tell her that no one on her alliance trusted her and that Chris said some bad things about her. That's all it took. Tyler is playing her and the house masterfully. Chris and Faysal think it's Kaitlyn that flipped. Very smart and I can't believe I am saying something complimentary about Chris, who by the way thinks that he and Bayleigh are a power couple. He bases that on the fact that he is the best dressed man in the house. Really? All of your clothes have the stupid nickname you gave yourself on them. And because Bayleigh is the most beautiful woman that has ever been on Big Brother. Really? She's not even the best looking woman in the house right now.
Another way Tyler is playing Kaitlyn is her nominations. She initially wanted to nominate Winston and Angela. Tyler can't have that, they are both on his side. He pushes for Chris as a backdoor option after Veto. He also convinces her to nominate at least one person from her own side. She tells Winston that he is going up but just as a pawn, that she wants Chris out. She tells Scottie that he is going up, but just as a pawn because Winston is her target. This doesn't make any sense. Scottie expresses that concern. Throughout the episode this criticism is echoed by more than one person. The best part about Kaitlyn getting played is that she has absolutely no ideas that it is happening. She thinks that she is intuitive and brilliant. She just can't see that someone might be manipulating her. It is amazing how incredibly stupid she is.
Everyone sees through Kaitlyn's "Amazing Acting" except Chris, because he is the most self-centered person I have ever seen in my amazing, well dressed, always killing it life. There is a silver lining to his attitude, it's seeing it blow up in his face. The BB App Store opens up again. Kaitlyn doesn't get the power and she said she's grateful for that, but that's a lie. If she had gotten the power she would have dropped to the floor and started masturbating and screaming her own name. Rachel got the Crap App and she seemed genuinely hurt by this. I believe her because I can't see her being a good actress. Her biggest fear entering the house is that she wouldn't be like. Maybe stop calling things ghetto.
Chris, as I have hinted at, did not get the Power App and he was upset...again. I thought I enjoyed him not winning it last week, but him losing it a second time in a row was amazing. The only thing that could have been better is if were the least trending houseguest. Tyler did win the power. He was able to be safe from nominations once over the next 8 weeks, either initial nominations or Veto replacement, but it appears he has to do that before he goes up, if he is put up without using his power he can't take himself down.
Scottie tells Faysal & Chris about the plan that Kaitlyn told him about. They all agree it's so stupid. They aren't wrong. Scottie is freaking out about it some much that his hands are shaking. Faysal agrees to talk to Kaitlyn about this. He does, in front of Tyler. Maybe I should expand the moron label to a few other people in the house. When Faysal tells Kaitlyn about this and she leaps to her feet so she can nurture stat. She tells Scottie that that he is just the pawn. Scottie points out that Steve was just the pawn and he went home. All she does is repeat over and over "You are not going home". Isn't her entire life based on feelings and intuition? Ugh. She asks Faysal who has the power, Scottie or Chris? He said neither do, she doesn't believe it. When asked why not nominate 2 people not in our alliance, her grand explanation us "I don't want to". She then tells him "No matter what happens, it's for the higher good". What the fuck does that mean? Any reassurance Faysal had from their conversation was lost then.
Kaitlyn makes her nominations, Scottie: You said if you won the Veto last week you'd use it to save Steve but that put me in the danger of being put up as a replacement. That was selfish. To Winston she says he's not playing an authentic game.
I leave you with this, my well-dressed power couple member, is there any chance, after all of this blows up in Kaitlyn's face, she'll learn anything from this? One side of the house thinks she's an idiot because she's being played. The other side of the house thinks she's an idiot because they are the ones playing her. I think she's an idiot because my eyeballs work. Going back to her HOH power trip, I can't wait for Wednesday's rundown to tell you the ridiculous things she's doing with her very limited authority. I'm not sure what is worse than moron, but she's racing to get to that level.
