If Kaitlyn Is So Psychic Why Does She Keep Getting Blindside

If Kaitlyn Is So Psychic Why Does She Keep Getting Blindsided

Greetings My Loyal Minions, Maxx Fisher Here

Since the dawn of man there have been strange and unexpalinable phenomenon in the world. Ghosts, psychic powers, Atlantis, the popularity of the "Meet The Parents" movies. Things that most people just can't explain and don't understand. But there are a few out there. A few that are tuned into the universe and can connect to these strange realms. They can communicate with the dead. They can read minds. They can predict the future. Kaitlyn is not one of those people, but more on that later.

We come into the show right after the Veto ceremony. The Veto ceremony where Brett mocked Kaitlyn's powers. Now I think Brett is a complete tool, but that was a great slam on his part. Very nice. She uses her gift to see that Brett is going home (do you see where I'm going with this?). The only problem with this prediction is that Kaitlyn is about as psychic as she is faithful to her boyfriend. Winston is feeling good because his bro Brett was kind of mean and that probably put some votes in Winston's favor. Thar is not true. The former FOUTE want to get rid of Brett because Winston is an idiot that can't win anything. Level 6 wants to keep Brett because Winston is an idiot that can't win anything. They all have so much in common.

Let's get back to making fun of Kaitlyn. Two things. First, Angie climbs the rockwall in the house but she loses her nerve a little over halfway up. When Kaitlyn hears about this she leaps to her feet to save the day. You see this is literally her job. I doubt that. She tells Angie that she has to let go of what is holding her back. Nothing is holding Angie back other than her fear of heights. Kaitlyn is no help at all. Angie gets down all by herself with a small assist from Haliegh. Kaitlyn was no factor at all. The former FOUTE don't want to trust Kaitlyn, but they need her vote so they have no choice, plus she's got Tyler wrapped around her finger and he'll vote anyway she wants him to.

Yeah, none of that is true. Kaitlyn, the woman that HAD a boyfriend before the show started is obsessed with Tyler, her words. He has been playing her since week one. Anyone else would have figured this out halfway through week 2. He got her to vote out an ally in week one and got her to put up and get out a member of her alliance that she named in week 2. None of her decisions have been her own. But she is convinced she is the master to his puppet. Since he is the swing vote this week he knows that whatever way he votes, which is going to be to keep Brett, he knows that this is going to blow up in his face. Unless of course he can plant seeds that someone else is the person that flips.

We take a timeout to visit Sam's family. I'm bored, don't care. Her family loves her, the community is behind her and I think she likes Tyler because he reminds her of her brother.

Now it's time to vote. Winston's speech is worthless. In Brett's speech he says that he knows he's going to stay because Angie told him that she was going to flip and vote for him. The only thing that was shocking about the vote is that Faysal voted. He was on the show. That was literally the first time he appeared on the show. When the vote was revealed Angie looks disgusted and Kaitlyn looks pissed. Winston basically storms out and in the house all hell is breaking loose. Kaitlyn is talking to Tyler because she can't figure out what went wrong. This is not what the spirits told her would happen. She has a gift dammit, how has she been bamboozled so many times? Angie is just ripping on Brett. Telling him how disgusting he is, that how dare he do this on her daughter's birthday. He doubles down. He says she should just own up to eat.

Here's the best part, after the HOH competition, I won't tell you who won here, Kaitlyn believes Brett and Tyler. How is she this stupid? Out in the lobby, Winston says he is shocked to be sitting there. Many people came up to him and said the vote was going to be unanimous for him to stay. He knows now that everyone in his alliance voted him out. He says his only hope is that there is some battle back ti get in the house. If Brett were actually a fan he would know that there was absolutely no chance of him going back in the house because Julie told him how people voted. If she's giving that information out he is out of the house for good.

I leave you with this, my solo Bros, is there such a thing as the opposite of having psychic powers? I don't mean not having powers, I mean if being psychic is a +10 and not having powers is a 0, is there a –10? Because if there is, that is Kaitlyn. Don't be fooled by the last episode. She was told that Brett was going to try and get her up on the block. She didn't dream it. Her dead relatives didn't whisper in her ear. She is a fraud, and I'm not talking about her made up job as a life coach.

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