Kaitlyn Is Truly A Pathetic Moron That Falls To Pieces

Kaitlyn Is Truly A Pathetic Moron That Falls To Pieces

Greetings My Loyal Minions, Maxx Fisher Here

I’m not a big conspiracy theory guy when it comes to Big Brother. There are those that think that they manipulate the show to make sure people get farther. Now I’m not an idiot, I know that they try and get people to change their vote in the Diary Room, they have challenges that seem to favor some contestants over others and so on. But I never thought they outright cheated or just gave it away, although when they said Jerry won a prize based on being popular with the audience I never believed it. But tonight, when I saw that ridiculous challenge, I knew I had been wrong all these years, but more on that later.

I think it’s become pretty clear that I don’t like Kaitlyn. I haven’t been very successful at hiding that. I find her to be an idiotic hypocrite. Tonight was no exception. She talks about being a strong & powerful woman, but she played the victim all night long, in just about every conversation she had. And she said more than once that she is sick of men making promises to her and not keeping them. She also kept talking about her boyfriend. I loved that combo. She came into the show with a boyfriend and she is leaving without one. She has draped herself over various men in the house since day 1. Rumor is it that she has slept with both Faysal & Tyler and she has given Brett a very special handshake in his tinglely place. Granted, these are rumors, but I choose to believe them. What I do know is that her boyfriend contacted the producers and she is no longer allowed to talk about him. Yes she can say my boyfriend, but she cannot use his name. I wonder if this self centered nitwit blames him some how.

Back to the show.

Tyker wants to keep Kaitlyn and I can’t blame him. He’s been manipulating her since week 1. Why would he want to get rid of someone that does what he tells them to. JC wants Kaitlyn gone and gone now. The show tries to make it seem like the person going each week isn’t a forgone conclusion, but this week it really did go back and forth between Angie and Kaitlyn. It’s funny that Jc turns out to be the only one to vote to keep Kaitlyn.

Yeah, I’m jumping ahead. Kaitlyn is voted out 9-1. But then Julie drops a bombshell. The person being voted out this week has the opportunity to come back in the house. Here are 2 strange things. Kaitlyn falls to the ground acting as if she did not know this was going to happen. And Julie acts as if it’s a secret that Sam was the one that had this power. I was lost. When they said there would be a battle back to get into the house I just assumed the challenge would be a pushover and the evicted houseguest would practically automatically come back and I was not disappointed. The challenge was this. There was an outline of the BB House and on the “outside” there was a cartoon version of Kaitlyn standing there. The twist, she was a puzzle. She had 2 ½ minutes to take the Kaitlyn pieces and push them through the BB House door and put herself back together on the “inside”.

Was there any chance anyone could lose this? Her doppelganger was only made up of about 6-8 pieces, but almost from the start she was pathetically whimpering. I was sure that there was no chance for her to lose, but she fell to pieces. It was truly mind boggling. How did she do so badly? It’s like asking someone to pick a number between 1 & 3 and they answer 11. I’m sure the producers thought it was a forgone conclusion, that’s why they didn’t have time to interview her. I guess she can hang out with Steve and Chris and tell them why it was best for them to leave.

I leave you with this, my incompetent puzzle players, was that not the most pathetic thing you’ve ever seen? How did she screw this up? I know. She was promised that she would stay and the puzzle maker was obviously a man. It happened again. Kaitlyn was lied to by a man who made her a promise. But then again, maybe she’s just an idiot.

Later minions